BAD HOUSE KARMA

So, for the last 3 years I've been trying to buy a house. I've put offers on several places only for it to fall through... due to termites, pricing negotiations, Crap.. etc. I took a much needed break so I wouldn't loose my mind and here i am again. I finally decided to pull the trigger on this house I've been looking at for a few weeks and I made an appointment for tomorrow to put an offer on it. Well, guess what....someone beat me to it. Seriously??? Are you $^&%* kidding me! I think the houses in South City have it out for me. Maybe I need some sort of exorcism to rid me of my bad house karma. Garlic? no...... Crusifix? no........ Mass quantities of alchohol......YES! But that still doesn't solve my house issue. Maybe I'll just move in and claim there was some sort of mix up. Yes, yes....that's it. It will be mine......all mine.....